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A Monkey, A Squirrel, And A Bird…

Posted on: Wed, Mar 09, 2016, at 12:00 pm

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first: the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
Answer: None of them, because you can't get a banana from a coconut tree.

We Hurt Without Moving…

Posted on: Wed, Mar 02, 2016, at 12:00 pm

We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
Answer: Words

Is An Older One Hundred Dollar Bill…

Posted on: Wed, Feb 24, 2016, at 12:00 pm

Is an older one hundred dollar bill worth more than a new one?
Answer: Of course it is. A $100 bill is worth more than a $1 bill (newer one).

A Poor Poor Man Is Sitting In A Bar

Posted on: Wed, Feb 17, 2016, at 12:00 pm

A poor poor man is sitting in a bar. He sees that the man who sat next to him is extremely rich. The poor man says "I have an amazing talent. I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs at him and says "I doubt that my good man." The poor man says "I'm willing to bet you all the money that you have in your wallet that I can sing a popular song that includes a lady's name of your choosing." The rich man laughs and says "Okay, how about my daughter's name Joana Armstrong Miller." Guess what? The poor man went home rich. What song did he sing?
Answer: The Happy Birthday Song

You Are On A Gameshow…

Posted on: Wed, Feb 10, 2016, at 12:00 pm

You are on a game show and you are to choose one of three doors and behind one of the doors is a million dollars and behind two doors are goats. You choose door 3 but before the host will show you what’s behind the door he shows you a goat behind door 1. He then offers you the chance to change your choice to door 2. Should you do it and if so why?
Answer: You do change as you increase your odds.

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